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Oasis Blaspheme Themselves Before The Lords Of Rock














We've often said that there are no limits to who the Gallagher brothers will shit talk, but the thing is theres REALLY no limit to who the Gallagher brothers will shit talk. The Beatles, and John Lennon in particular, have always been the obvious inspiration behind, um, everything Oasis has ever done. But when new record Stop the Clocks, a greatest hits package, went up against the Beatles Love on the UK charts, the pressure made the Gallaghers go places we thought even they wouldn dare.

"It's a pointless exercise," Noel Gallagher reportedly said about Love, adding that he shut the album off after five songs. Liam was more to the point. He called the tracks rubbish.

Um, brothers Gallagher? If you had a real record to pit against Love this might have been the right moment to point out that this new Beatles record is mostly just a collection of audio snippets woven together by Sir George Martin into something resembling a cohesive song that will inspire the bodily contortions of your average Cirque du Soleil-ist. But your record is a not-so-awesome collection of greatest hits you are releasing to fulfill your contract with your label. And you are not John Lennon. You arent even Pete Best or Jane Asher.

You have a non-record out. They have a non-record out. But they are the fucking Beatles, so they win. Get over it.

Source: www.rollingstone.com

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