Drunk Noel Lets Rip On Radio 1

It may not be up there with throwing TVs out of hotel windows, but Noel Gallagher was well and truly hammered on Radio 1 today.

Chris Moyles interviewed the Oasis songwriter as the band premiered their comeback single The Shock Of The Lightening on air.

But having had an hour’s kip after a night on the razz in Soho, Noel wasn’t exactly on form.

He slagged off fellow chart-toppers Kaiser Chiefs and raved on about launching his perfume called Eau de Toerag.

The cheeky star also said Russell Brand smells like garlic, alcohol and sweat - while Jady Goody stinks of stale urine.

As he continued to slur his words the crew pumped him full of coffee, but to no avail.

Noel rambled on about his love for David Beckam and his disdain for Ronan Keating.

He couldn’t resist a dig at Mark Ronson, saying he needs to buy a guitar, learn three chords and write his own material - instead of ruining other people’s songs.

The Mancunian affectionately referred to Amy WinehouseE as a destitute horse, but refused to comment on Peaches Geldolf's quickie wedding out of respect for Sir Bob.

But he couldn't bite his tongue when it came to the "overpaid" DJ, and Noel kept asking Chris how much he earned.

Liam's brother then revealed the funniest thing in the world is watching a dog poke his head out the car when it is moving.

Noel also said the reason Oasis are not playing the O2 Arena on their upcoming tour is because of nachos.

The band announced their Dig Out Your Soul UK tour this morning, revealing Wembley Arena as their London date instead.

He said: "You'll see the O2 isn't in there. The O2, it's too corporate. I went there for Led Zeppelin - it was good, but there were people walking around with nachos, it's not rock 'n' roll!"

Source: www.thesun.co.uk