Hurt Noel Is Out For Three Weeks

Oasis are in a race against time to play their first UK gig after doctors ordered injured Noel Gallagher to rest for three weeks.

He is in bother after being attacked by a village idiot during the band’s set in Toronto on Sunday.

In his blog Noel apologised to fans then added: “Spent all day in bed suffering from my severe tickling at the hands of that drunken Canadian who, it transpires, is a grown man of 47 years!! (And I thought I was the oldest person at our gigs!)

“In his defence though, he’s probably having one of those mid-life crises things.

“Did get to watch four Seinfelds though. And some American football, so not too dissimilar to a normal day back home.

“Have to get another check-up tomorrow. I’m gonna ask for new bionic ribs.”

The band — due to hit the UK on September 27 — were forced to cancel last night’s gig in New York’s Terminal 5, but Noel assured fans they would return.

It didn’t stop the rest of the boys promoting their new album Dig Out Your Soul.

Yesterday they spent the day teaching four new songs to a group of street musicians who then went into the city to perform them on streets and in subway stations.

They’re good eggs, those boys.

Source: www.thesun.co.uk

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