Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere

Taken from Noel Gallagher's tour diary on oasisinet.com

That gig in Copenhagen was pretty good after all. A deceptively sweaty little number.

A journalist who hadn't spoke to me since '94 at the Hultsfred Festival accused me of stealing her bag DURING an interview!! Not guilty, your honour. Another insisted that I owed them money! INSISTED!! I have no recollection of ever meeting either of these people.

Stayed up half the bastard night to watch that Joe Calzaghe fight. What a lump of shit that was. I've had better fights with r-kid.

We're flying to Milan today for about an hour to do some TV show or other then back on the jet and head for Paris. We're making serious enquiries as to how much one of these private jets cost. We think with a bit of creative accounting we could probably afford one. We've christened ours "The Credit-Crunch?" It's the only way to fly, y'know?

Never get enough time to stay in Copenhagen. It looks like it might be a fun-place. We'll never know. Pity.

In a bit.

GD.

Source: www.oasisinet.com