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Taken from Noel's tour diary for oasisinet.com

Arrived in Hong Kong last night. Amazing place. You get access to the UK media here. It's really bad, man. In one sitting watching Sky News the doom and gloom is outrageous. Recession, recession, stabbings, corruption, murder, desolation, despair. What's happening? They actually have a debt counter on screen constantly monitoring "The Debt". Who's debt? Yours? Mine? You know it's bad when the fifth horseman of the apocalypse - Kay Burley - is interviewing pensioners on the deserted streets of Britain. Not all bad news though. Production of war materials is up. And paradoxically sales of chocolate are up!!! WAR AND CHOCOLATE?! It would seem our government have an iron fist and our people have a sweet tooth. I don't know what that means but it must mean something?

Have you seen the new Q Magazine? I assume it's the new one. The one with the "WORLD EXCLUSIVE" Green Day piece? Under the picture of the Green Day is a quote that says, "We are fire, chaos and revolution". Really? Which one's which then? I thought at least one of 'em was called Billy-Bob?!

In a bit.

GD.

Source: www.oasisinet.com

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