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Taken from Noel's tour diary for oasisinet.com

It's been a couple of days, right? Had a bit of a panic. Lost my phone. AGAIN. That's the 4th time this tour. It's leading a charmed life, let me tell you. I must thank the air hostess who found it.

Anyway, got myself a pig flu mask and I must say, I quite like it. Makes one feel like a James Bond baddy. And look like an evil genius. No wonder Mike Jackson wears 'em all the time. Wonder if we should get Oasis ones knocked up for the merchandise store?

Am currently nursing a bad head in Lima. Peru. Never know what to expect from gaffs like this. Not many people come here, see? No one that I know anyway. We played the national football stadium last night. 48,000 sell-out!! Outrageous. Amazing gig. Proper jumpin'.

Strange weather today. It's about 80* and foggy!? Hot-fog! Mad as custard. Hang on a minute..hot-fog? That sounds like a name for an early 70s prog band. And if isn't then it should be. In fact, I hereby copyright the name HOT-FOG for future use - y'know, if I ever start a dance troupe, or summat. HOT-FOG! It's fuckin' genius and you heard it here first.

In a bit.

Source: www.oasisinet.com

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