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Noel Gallagher Has To Be Reffing Joking



Best moment on TV this week came on ESPN, where Fenners (John Fendley, previously of Soccer AM fame) interviewed Manchester City fanatic Noel Gallagher.

I admit I haven't seen any of Fenners' other interviews on ESPN (Ray Winstone and Michael Dawson have been featured before), so I can't be sure whether he always takes on the appearance of his interviewee or whether his Oasis haircut and mod clothes were just happy coincidence.

Either way this sofabound interview looked like the Gallagher brothers talking to each other - without the violence of course.

Fendley, a brilliant comic performer, was quite subdued and didn't have to work too hard, you just wind up the older Gallagher brother and away he goes, riffing on life with his customary irreverence and humour.

But the high point came when Fendley asked the obvious question: "What would you have done if you could have been a rock star or a top player?" "Top referee," was Gallagher's stunning choice of perfect career, as he explained.

"It must be great being a top ref. I'd just say to Darren Fletcher, 'Oi, come here'," said Gallagher making a beckoning gesture with a hand.

"Come on, come here, right here. Now, go away, go on, go away," (the same gesture in reverse).

"Then I'd bring him back, then send him away and on and on until he got annoyed, then I'd book him and send him off. How brilliant would that be?"

Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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