Noel Gallagher appeared on Alan Carr’s Chattyman and was easily the funniest guy there.
But he was also the most tragic as he broke a million hearts.
Alan Carr asked him about the possibility of him and brother Liam reforming Oasis for Glastonbury, and Noel did not say what everyone wanted to hear.
‘Is it true?’ Alan asked.
‘No,’ Noel replied, killing off a thousand dreams.
‘I don’t think it’s going to happen. What more can I say?’
But the real reason why it’s not on the cards? ‘I can’t be arsed.’
Unbelievable. So no Oasis at Glastonbury. Sad times.
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