Punch-ups between Noel and Liam Gallagher were a regular occurrence during Oasis, but Noel claims he dealt the last blow.
The High Flying Birds frontman made the admission on this week's Late Late Show with James Corden.
When quizzed on who would win the most spars, Noel said: “It was pretty even towards the end, but I did leave on a high note."
If anyone is qualified to give advice on when to quit a band it's the 48-year-old guitarist - and he doesn't think Zayn Malik has made a wise choice leaving One Direction.
"I can’t understand why he left because they’ve only got at the most five years left," Noel told James. "He should just stand at the back, smoke week and get laid - but he should get himself a good accountant."
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